HEY, All The People Giving Up Coffee Until Abortion Ends…

…could you give up chocolate, too?  ‘Cause, see there’s this theory that we’re going to have a chocolate shortage for the next few years.  But if you guys give it up forever we might just make it through.

And see, you WOULD be giving it up forever.  Just like you’re giving coffee up forever.  Because you really cannot end abortion.  You can make it illegal, of course, but that won’t end it.

There are plenty of ways to continue to terminate pregnancies if abortion is made illegal.  And female-bodied people will continue to find them.  And guess what?  They aren’t safe.  They can lead to injury, future infertility or death. All because you fought to make it illegal for them to have the procedure performed safely, by an accredited medical professional.

Because you are so “pro-life.”

Whatever, point is: go ahead and stop drinking coffee.  Throw in chocolate as well, for the good of the rest of us who don’t feel the need to do asinine things in order to send a message about what you can and can’t do with your body.

And when you get a chance?  Bring me a mocha.  I wanna drink it in front of you.